Gotham Journal

Summer's Not Over

At least according to The Rolling Stone and The Advocate it’s not. Both publications are sporting covers which look more like advertisements for a gay, Spring Break Wet T-Shirt contest than their usual fare.

In the left corner we have Julian McMahon, the sexy Aussie actor who plays Dr. Christian Troy on the FX Network’s powerhouse TV show “Nip/Tuck” as he appears on the cover of the upcoming Septemper 12th issue of The Advocate, squaring off against last week’s Rolling Stone cover boy, pop diva Justin Timberlake.

I’ve never cared much for Justin myself, he’s a bit too “femme” for my tastes, so my money is on Julian to win top ho honors and take the $1,000 grand prize along with the obligatory all-night open bar tab which will no doubt follow.

In true Spring Break slut fashion, I’m betting anything these two will end up making out in front of a group of rowdy guys cheering them on and wake up the next morning in the same bed not knowing what they did. And you know Justin’s the bitch who’ll be hung over and throwing up all over the place the next day. I can totally see it. Oh the visuals.

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Published Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 in Entertainment

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