According to Mike Walker of The National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie took a break from filming her new movie “Wanted” in Prague recently, to purchase some “toys” from a local sex shop. Jolie apparently bought a black leather garter belt and a black riding crop at the shop, aptly named “Erotic City”.

“Since Angelina doesn’t ride horses in her movie”, writes Walker, “this week’s intriguing gossip question is: If the idea is to whip up a little consensual fun, who’s the whip-ee? Or is the crop simply a decorator accessory destined to hang on a wall?”

Although Angelina has made no secret of being sexually adventurous, the fact that this piece of gossip is being reported by The National Enquirer, gives cause to take the news with a grain of salt. Still though, it’s fun to imagine Brad Pitt bent over Jolie’s knee and having his bare butt whipped, all the while confessing what a bad boy he’s been.

Source: The National Ledger

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“Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.” So reads the latest update to Britney Spears official site, britneyspears.com, just a day after the nip-slip above failed to generate any excitement. The list of so-called “possible album titles” include:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

Deciphering the Da Britney Code:

With Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton dominating the media spotlight the past few weeks, perhaps Spears was feeling a bit neglected and figured that by falling out of her dress (“Dignity”) and taking a jab at one of her fellow party girls (“Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like”), the world might shift their focus and take notice of her once again (“Integrity”).

In order for fans to vote on the “proposed” album title, they must first join Britney’s fan club, which at the rate of $24.95 a year in U.S. dollars, would make it one very exclusive club (“What if the Joke is on You”).

And that, in a Cheetos bag, is a look into Britney Spears’ psyche (“Down boy”).

Ginger Beef
Former “Spice Girl” Geri Halliwell‚Äö?Ñ?¥s trainer-cum-bodyguard is one huge dude. Halliwell and her hulk of a hunk, who works for the personal training company Outdoor Extreme, are seen here going for a power walk in Hampstead Heath in North London, England, on Tuesday afternoon.

Even though 34 year-old Halliwell stands at a petit 5? 2¬¨?‚Äö?Ñ?? feet tall, that still makes her trainer nearly 7 feet tall! And you know what they say about big men –they like to wear Jimmy Choos.

The former “Ginger Spice” is reported to be working out hard in order to look her best for a new British talk show and “Spice Girls” reunion. See more of Ginger Spice and The Incredible Hunk at the Gotham Journal Flickr gallery.

Reichen Hawks His Jewels
Lance Bass’ ex-boy toy, Reichen Lehmkuhl, has decided to launch his line of titanium jewelry for men called “Fly Naked with Reichen,” by putting the his own family jewels on display.

The former U.S. Air Force pilot and author of the book “Here’s What We’ll Say: Growing Up, Coming Out, and the US Air Force Academy,” has enlisted the help of his current boyfriend Ryan Barry, in modeling for the line’s promotional images, which feature Reichen in the buff.
Source: Love & Pride

Paris When It Fizzles
Paris Hilton and her Hollywood talent agency Endeavor, have parted ways after two years of doing business together.

On Tuesday, a spokesperson for the agency announced Paris “is no longer a client of Endeavor,” but People magazine reports the agency had dropped her last Friday, the same day she caused a media frenzy when she was ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for violating probation in a drunken-driving case.

Endeavor, which represented Hilton since 2005 and handled her deal for the reality TV show “The Simple Life,” announced its separation in a company-wide memo.
Source: People Magazine

In a follow-up to the story posted June 2nd on actress Anne Heche’s messy divorce from her husband Coley Laffoon and the custody battle for their five-year-old son, Homer, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge this week awarded Heche’s estranged husband primary physical custody of their son and ordered the actress to pay an unspecified amount of child support.

However, E! News reports that Laffoon, who was originally asking for $33,000 a month in spousal and child support, got “far below his original demands.”

In court documents Heche accused her husband of being a bad parent, “Coley does stay at home while I am working,” she said, “but not to parent.” Heche made allegations that Lafoon liked to engage in “playing ping-pong, playing poker, checking out online porn and masturbating. Laffoon, in turn, claimed he was the one who had created a stable home life for their son and that is was Heche who had “poor parenting skills” and exhibited “bizarre and delusional behavior” which made him wary of leaving their son in her care.

Heche, who returns to Vancouver next month to start shooting the second season of her show “Men in Trees,” will have alternate weekend visits with her son, Homer.
Source: E! News

Paris Hilton’s simple life just got complicated. Hilton has been ordered to return to jail and serve out the remainder of her sentence.

Hilton was released from jail Thursday for apparent ‚Äö?Ñ??medical reasons,‚Äö?Ñ?? after having served only 5 days of her 23 day sentence. But sources at the correctional facility claim Hilton faked her illness and did nothing but “whine and complain” about things like not having her moisturizer during her brief stay.

Judge Michael Sauer didn’t buy Hilton’s excuse either and ordered her back in court, to which Hilton suggested she phone in her hearing instead of attending court in person. Within minutes officials arrived at Hilton’s L.A. estate and took her away in handcuffs amid a media frenzy. In court an angered Judge Sauer ordered Hilton to serve the original full sentence of 45 days instead of the more lenient one of 23 days she was previously serving.

Continue reading Paris Back In Jail

This mug shot of Rose McGowan is from the July 2007 issue of Arena Magazine. I’d rather feature a picture of Rose than Paris Hilton, who coincidentally, was released from jail today after serving only 5 days of her original 45 day sentence for being an idiot.

Hilton was released early due to infecting the other inmates with STDs “medical reasons,” and will instead serve the rest of her sentence in a Bukkake session under house arrest wearing an ankle bracelet in the comfort of her L.A. mansion.

This latest twist in the Hilton saga is already causing a storm of controversy, according to TMZ, the Los Angeles City Attorney has filed a motion asking the judge who sentenced Hilton to have her returned to jail in order to serve out her full sentence.

I’m sure many of you were wondering what effect this Paris controversy is having on Jesse Metcalfe. Well fear not, Jesse’s ok and to prove it here he is lounging pool-side with a friend in Miami.

For more visual stimulants, head over to the Gotham Journal Flickr gallery and check out the rest of Rose McGowan’s Arena layout, or get a little wet with Jesse.

Sources: Hollywood Tuna, TMZ

While inmate number 9818783 ( a.k.a. Paris Hilton ) was being strip-searched and hozed down at the women’s penitentiary in L.A., her 18-year-old brother, Barron Hilton, was busy getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station here in NYC.

Sources told Page Six that Barron had shown up at Stereo nightclub on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.”

Another eyewitness goes on to say “an hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group…one guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife.” The source goes on to say “the attackers didn’t get any money.”

Continue reading Another Hilton In Trouble

I know I’m giving Lindsay Lohan way more exposure than she deserves lately, but this Lohan related story comes with a twist –and a chaser. These are pictures currently floating around of what appears to be a very intoxicated Lohan messing around with Nick Lachey’s current publicity stunt squeeze Vanessa Minnilo, taken before Lindsay’s car accident.

No surprises there, sadly we’ve come to expect nothing less from Lohan at this point, but we knew little or nothing about Miss Minnilo –until now.

Page Six reports that along with these pictures and her reputation as an uber-bitch, Vanessa is finding it hard to get work. The MTV “TRL” host and Entertainment Tonight news correspondent has acquired a very bad reputation for throwing tantrums, causing scenes and making huge demands even though she’s basically a nobody. Supposedly, both MTV and Entertainment Tonight have chosen not to renew their contracts with her.

Continue reading Birds Of A Feather

Here’s a picture of The Grim Reaper Nicole Richie while on a hike in L.A. She has very feminine hands –for a 3000-year-old mummy.

Source: Socialite’s Life

Sarah Silverman Blasts Paris Hilton

Posted Jun 04, 2007

Sarah Silverman takes a dig at Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards, and the entire crowd laughs at the jail-bound heiress’ expense.

Sarah Silverman took a page out of “Mean Girls” and let Paris Hilton have IT in front of millions at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Hilton sat in the audience and took it like the bad sport that she is. Boo you whore.

Meanwhile, here in NYC, Madame Tussauds updated their wax figure of Paris on Monday to reflect her current social standing. No doubt the staff at Tussauds has seen “Mean Girls” as well.

In other Paris news, a $500,000 lawsuit is being issued against her record label in the London High Court due to her debut pop single ‘Stars Are Blind’ being a blatant rip-off of one of UB40′s most popular songs “Kingstown Town”. Hilton, however, was not named in the suit since she’s been dropped by the label due to her album’s disappointing sales.

Sources: MTV, Yahoo! News, Getty Images